Thursday, July 12, 2007

speaking of smashing cars

I'm pretty sure that when I go crazy in this life (and yes I will go crazy), it's going to be while driving. I am going to be the ultimate road rage poster child.
No, i won't climb out of my car and shoot you or beat you with a baseball bat.
I will however, use Janis (the monster) to ram into your car repeatedly. I will smash your little volvo convertible to bits. Hopefully after that you will think twice about cutting off a lady in a tank sized mercedes.
Bitches.

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